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    March 04

    I am now a delegate!! I caucused!

    Well, today I went to my precinct and participated in our caucus.  For those of you not in Texas, we have both a primary and a caucus for the presidential election.  Anyway, I had never gone to one and was quite excited.  It went pretty slow...we got there at 7:15pm and didn't get out until 9:30pm.  We had to wait for all people to cast their votes before we could begin.  Anyway, the process was for us all to sign in and declare who we were supporting.  Based on the number of people supporting each candidate, we were alloted so many delegates.  In our precinct, Hillary Clinton received 12 delegates and 12 alternates, and Obama received 6 delegates and 6 alternates.  We then got to volunteer to be delegates at the county democratic convention.  I signed up to do this.  I am pretty excited as I feel like I am really participating.  In addition, by participating, my vote will count more than the average person. 
     
    I have been realizing this election that I am really interested in politics.  I am actually quite facinated and excited by the process.  I will let you know how everything goes--The county convention is March 29th.  After that, some of the delegates will be allowed to go to the State convention and even the National Convention.  This is just nifty to me. 
     
    I'll keep you all updated...
     
     
    Right now I have to get back to the election results on TV---History is being made!!
    March 03

    OMG it's TAKS Week!!!

    Okay, everyone run for the hills!  Hide as the monster better known as Public education rears its ugly head.  You know, I was appalled the other day when, on the way home, I heard about all of the large school districts around us talking about their TAKS week celebration.  The motivation and fun that schools provide for one stinking test that will take ONE DAY.  Special breakfast and lunches and life size TAKS dinosaurs.  At some schools they set up freakin' jump tents and booths!  All of this for one day.  That is right--Reading and Writing are the only subjects tested.  They begin at 8:00am and end, well---whenever the hell the students want to be done.  Some kids will do well, others will struggle, other will be consumed with anxiety only experienced with these excrutiating exams.  Those that can, can --and those that struggle still do. 
     
    Now, I am not completely against the TAKS testing--Nor am I necessarily against public education...I am, however, against putting a 3rd grader (that would be 8 years right?) in a desk and telling them--"Here, take this state-mandated test that I have been preparing you for all year, and pass it.  Take all day if you need to.  You can take breaks, eat a snack at your seat, take a nap, and get up to stretch, but please pass this test.  Oh, and you can sit in this desk until 5:00pm today if you need that much time."
     
    Isn't there something wrong with this picture?  I personally have a problem with this because I see it as stupid to put all this expectation on one test day and in the meantime waste an entire WEEK of teaching.  Hmm...If I get to waste 5 days for TAKS when we are testing one test, can I have another 15 days to waste during the TAKS week in May (we have 3 more tests, you know)?  Oh, I forgot--for some schools TAKS testing signifies the end of the school year.  "Oh, we took TAKS, the culmination of our year--why don't we sit around and color for the next 4.5 weeks of school?"--I guess that is one of the reasons TAKS takes place so late in the school year this year.  Well, that and since school started later, schools had to have the same amount of prep time as they had in order to prepare for TAKS.
     
    Now, I am allowed to TAKS bash, as I am administering a room full of Juniors on Wednesday.  Yes, for 2-8 hours, I will be walking around the room while my juniors wonder whether they will graduate high school on time.  Juniors have been known to spend the entire day testing---for two reasons.  1) They really want to pass and are overanalyzing the test.  Reread, reanswer, rewrite...etc...  2)  They just don't want to have to come to my class in the afternoon, because I don't care that it was TAKS day--You are going to LEARN in my classroom.  No "freedays" for you fools!!!
     
     
     
     
    March 02

    Busy Sunday...Oh, it's not over yet.

    Well today was too busy for me.  I am still not done with everything.  I got the bright idea of going grocery shopping for a month and had to plan and accomplish that (well, not quite accomplish---I am still not done shopping).  Before that I drove around for over an hour dropping off new Avon brochures to everyone and I went to church.  After shopping I cooked dinner, fed the boys, put Christian to sleep, picked up the living room and vaccuumed (spelling?) and gave Nicholas a bath.  Needless to say, this is why I will be staying home after the school year ends in May.  I am so busy without my fulltime teaching job, that adding that in makes our lives a neverending messy (as in housework) nightmare.  Oh, and I forgot that after I got Nicholas to sleep I also made some Avon calls, took and order and researched a necklace that someone was wanting to order (found it Smile). 
     
    Now Eddie is coming home from studygroup...He called asking if I wanted a sweet treat from Sonic...Probably trying to butter me up for sex.
     
    Gotta love it! 
     
     
    March 01

    Lazy Saturday....

    Oh, yea!  It is a lazy Saturday...Let's see...I have slept in until 8:30, sorted and bagged my Avon orders, helped hubby fold clothes, played with Christian and Nicholas a little bit, got a shower...
     
    It has been a great day so far.  I have been lazy and happy.  Soon we are off to play with some friends, and then maybe ice cream.  Big Brother is siked!! Oh, well--better get the diaper bag ready for Baby Boy.
     
    Have a wonderful day!!!
    February 29

    A little about me...

    Ah, let's see...
     
    1.  I am messy
    2.  I have a BS in Mathematics
    3.  I sell Avon
    4.  My second son was 9lbs., 11oz. (almost 1.5 lbs heavier than the first!)
    5.  If I ever have another kid, I will insist on being induced at least 1 week early.
    6.  I love blue coconut snow cones.
    7.  I eat noodles and eggs with sugar on it (yum!)
    8.  I love to sleep in.
    9.  The last movie I saw was Gone Baby Gone.
    10.  I have a bad memory...I remember that I liked the movie, but I cannot remember what it was about.
    11.  You don't ever want me to remember anything for you.
    12.  I got a math degree so I wouldn't have to remember things (I had to learn it all and can pick it up with a moment's notice)
    13.  I married my highschool sweetheart.
    14.  I dated one of his best friends in high school.
    15.  I was in the "pit" in highschool band--
    16.  I had to memorize my music because I couldn't read music.
    17.  I love sheridan's chocolate custard, frozen.
    18.  My color of choice changes everyday.
    19.  My biological grandmother was Korean.
    20.  My adopted grandmother was German.
     
     
    Tell me something about you...
    February 27

    He's eating his veggies!!...and other things!...

    Has hell frozen over????  My 3 year old son has eaten everyday for the last week without complaining once about the food he has had to eat. 
     
     
    ....is it possible he is plotting against me??  For the last 2 1/2 years I have been trying to convince the boy that he should eat his veggies...picky eater cartoon
    ... and now, all of a sudden he loves to eat? 
     
     
    He has to be plotting against me!!!Sarcastic

    I voted

    Well, No loose chads this election--At least not in Texas.  Oh, my could you even imagine?  Angry  I have never felt so wooed in my life.  Red heartIt seems like every candidate or their husband or their daughter or someone, is coming to my town.  If this is representative of other areas of Texas, I am wowed.  I never would have imagined that our votes would be so important to this election.  I feel important--which, as a democrat in Texas--is not something that I often feel.  In the past I believe we have been the minority--Republicans usually call the shots in our state.  We'll see if that still is true this year.  Anyway, I feel like I did my part--which, let's face it--Is a wonderful privilidge to have in our country.  Democrat or Republican, I am grateful to be American.  No matter what the outcome of the election in November--I am american, my husband is American and my kids are American.  I am appreciative and proud.
     
    Now, if you haven't yet---Exercise your right to VOTE!!! Open-mouthedwomens-rights-ww
    February 26

    drugs...53% of my students???

    So, you will imagine my surprise and shock when I found out via a student of mine that she knows at least 18 of my 34 students does "at least" marijuana (did I even spell that right?)  I am a little naive, I think.  I myself have never tried anything but a cigarette (ugh!), so to think that 53% of my students "inhale" is insane to me.  I think back to when I was in school and even then I could not have named more than a few people who did drugs.  I am sure it went on--just not with anyone I knew.  Then, the kicker---I am told that some of these students will get high and come take the TAKS test!! Now, it is not bad enough that some people out there want us to be held accountable for our students' TAKS scores--Now I have to worry about whether someone wants me to get paid even if Little Johnny decided to smoke some reefer this morning???
     
    Oh, brother....I need a drink! Wink
    February 24

    No Child Left Behind Stinks

    You will imagine my surprise when my Superintendent/Principal informs me that according to No Child Left Behind only 1% of students in each grade are supposed to take the TAKS Alt exam.  Now let me clarify something:
     
    TAKS Alt--state test for students who have MR
    TAKS Modified--State test for students who are not MR; 3 multiple choices instead of 4 and some definitions provided.
    TAKS Accomodated--State test for students who have not previously taken TAKS, but have passed the SDAA exam (the test given before these new ones took over). 
     
    So, in order to take TAKS ALt, you must be MR=mentally retarded and very low functioning.  Now, we have 34 students in our high school--Yes, I said 34.  It is possible to have 5 students in one grade level.  1% of 5 =.05.  So, 5 hundredths of a student can take TAKs ALt Angry
     
    Now, since we can obviously only let one student take TAKS Alt, and there are two low functioning MR students in one grade, I guess we have to either take a hit by the state and not leave the child behind (allow them both to take TAKS ALt) or go along with what the state wants and leave the child behind by requiring them to take a test that will be impossible to take. 
     
    Now, similarly only 1% can take TAKS Modified too.
     
    I ask you, lawmakers of No CHild Left Behind...What the HELL were you thinking?  Making a student who has never had a math class in the high school level pass a grade level TAKS test is INSANE--never mind the impact of Leaving the Child Behind!! 
     
    I was so mad after speaking to my superintendent. 
     
    I say scrap this entire nonsense!  Get rid of NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!  No amount of funding in the world could alleviate the consequences of this crap!!---Now with this all said---I am going to bed.  Sweet dreams!HPIM2551

    Mommy!!!

    Nothing drives me crazy more than finally getting to sit down and take a break after getting the children to sleep than,
     
    Big Brother: "Mommy!!"
    Me: (getting up with a sigh) "What do you need? You are supposed to be quiet and asleep."
    Big Brother:  "I want the door open."
    Me:  "Fine, but if you call me again I will come close the door, okay?"
    Big Brother: "okay, goodnight."
     
    I walk back to the couch, get online, and once again...
     
    Big Brother:  "Mommy!!"
    Me:  (not bothering to get up this time) "What?"
    Big Brother:  "I want to sing a lullaby."
    Me:  "Then sing yourself to sleep!"
    Big Brother: "No, I want you to sing a lullaby to me."
    Me: "Go to bed.  I have already read 2 books to you.  I am closing the door now.  Go to sleep."
     
    I love 3 year olds...Baring teethHPIM2877

    Before and After

    Last week, we decided that Baby Boy needed a haircut.  It was his second time to go, so we weren't too sentimental about it.  We cut his hair really short because he has two really bad and opposing callicks on the back of his scalp.  The result is that his hair stands straight up in the back. 
     
    Here is his before shot:before haircut
     
    And, what he now looks like:
     
     
     
    after haircut
     
    Too cute, huh?
     

    Talking about babyboy walks with walker

    Enjoy!!!  Baby boy is getting bigger!! 

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    Video: babyboy walks with walker

    Oh, Shit!!! (Warning--you may laugh really loud--don't wake up the baby!)

       Enjoy!  Oh, and don't drink anything while watching--as you may cough it up and it could come out your nose!!Open-mouthed

    February 23

    Avon orders go in on Monday!!

    Anyone readingwho wants to order Avon--please have your orders to me by Monday.  You can also order online at:  www.youravon.com/jozuna

     

    Here is a free shipping code:  SORRY07  (this is a one-time use free shipping on entire order coupon)

    I've finally decided! (warning--political content ahead!!)

    I have long been a more liberal thinker...I have always voted a straight democratic ticket.  I am more conservative than your average liberal democrat, but still democratic.  This democratic primary process has been such a hard thing for me.  I feel like all I do is try to educate myself on the candidates (including John McCain--Republican Party).  I listen to hardcore Republican radio every morning to hear the "other side."  I figure if anyone is going to dig at the Democratic nominees, it is Sean Hannity and Mike Reagan and such, right?  I want to hear all sides so that I can make a decision I can live with. 

    Now, being the wife of Doc, the issue of Universal Healthcare comes at a pretty high price.  This could really effect how much he makes during his career.  The Christian in me says everyone should be allowed to have healthcare; yet the Doc-wife in me says "except for the druggies and the lazy people who would rather live off the government."  This has been going back and forth in my mind this entire primary process. 

    I have finally made a decision--The christian won out (plus I more carefully read her healthcare plan)--I will back Hillary.  Shout it from the top of the mountain!  Jenner endorses Hillary--Now surely that will help her campaign!!Wink

    My thinking was--If she requires all americans that work to pay into healthcare, then only those who won't work or cannot work will rely on everyone elses tax money to keep them healthy.  So, really nothing changes--this already happens.  Now, I am okay with those that cannot work (people who are disabled, or the young kids who have no choice)--the people I have a problem with are those who will not help themselves and are capable of doing so. 

    I still worry about Doc's pay, but in the end--he will still make more money than most (so in reality--it is not so bad). 

    Oh, did I mention that Hillary's health care plan would not (if approved) go into effect until she was in a second term in office?  That is the other reason it seemed okay--what are the odds that we will have 2 terms?

     

    Now, why not Obama?  I am very particular about certain things--one thing is that I am a planner.  I plan everything ahead of time (budgeting, vacations, etc...).  It absolutely drives me insane that I feel like although he says all the right things, when you research his views and what he wants to do--none of it is driven by an ultimate plan.  All words, no specific plans.  I want budgets, estimates, research, etc...  Hillary does this for me--at least for some issues---Barack doesn't do this for me--for any issues. 

     

    If it comes down to a Obama or McCain choice--I have considered crossing party lines.  Now, for me that will be an odd day if it happens to come.  Maybe I will warm up to Obama by then???

     

     

    "I tried to sneak up on them, and they went away!!"

    Last week, I could not find my black shoe for nuthin'!  It was driving me crazy because I wear these shoes at least 2-3 times each week.  I have the bad habit of taking off my shoes in the living room--yes, I know...I get the look from my husband on this already--I think I may have found one of his pet peevesWink...Anyway, I finally gave up on finding the shoes.  The next weekend, my husband came through into the living room asking me if I knew where his tennis shoes were.  I told him I had not seen them in a couple of days.  I asked big Brother where daddy's shoes were...
     
    Me:  Where are daddy's shoes?
    Big Brother:  I don't know...
    Me: Where are mommy's black shoes?
    Big Brother:  These? (as he comes back from my closet with my brown shoes)
    Me: No, mommy's black shoes.  Do you know where they went?
    Big Brother: Hee-Hee!  I tried to sneak up on them, and they went away!!
    Me:Sarcastic  Uh, what do you mean, Big Brother?
    Big Brother: I don't know...Wink
     
    A couple of hours later, Doc was washing clothes (...yes, I know--my husband is a wonderful man...) and he yelled from the other room...
     
    Doc:  "Jenner!  I found the shoes!"
    Me: Where were they?
    Doc: In Big Brother's Dirty clothes basket.
    Me:  Big Brother!  You put mommy and daddy's shoes in your laundry basket???Surprised
    Big Brother:  (laughing)..."I tried to sneak up on them and they went away!!!"
     
    Not only did my husband find his sneakers and my black shoes--our lovely son had put those brown shoes that he brought to me that day in the basket as well!!!
     
    Sometimes I wonder what goes through his mind...Confused
     

    The Devil & The Devil's Sister

    I visited a friend of mine, T., this weekend.  We met when we taught across the hall from one another about 5 years ago.  She has 2 kids, ages 5 and 3.  Big Brother loves playing with her oldest son.  Anyway, we were talking about holding students accountable at school and how, in our experience at our old school, the coaches wanted to be "buddy buddy" with the students instead of teaching them.  She then, after 5 years, informed me that I was known as the "Devil" by my students.  She was known as "the Devil's sister."  I had to laugh....to me it is funny.  I take my job of teaching high school students math very seriously.  We have fun in class, but when it comes down to it, they just have to accept what I want and either do it or suffer the consequences.  Anyway, I figure I will inform my current students about how they are being taught by the "Devil" on Monday morning Open-mouthed  Somehow, I think, even after 5 years and completely new students, that, they too will agree with my past student's assessment on my teaching style Surprised ...And then...maybe we will have a quiz Tongue out

    Chest-Boom!

    So Big Brother is starting to grow a little bigger and he is coming home with WONDERFUL new things he has learned.  Oh, and he is teaching me as well Open-mouthed.
     
    Did you know that boys have penises and girls have "CHEST-BOOM?"
     
    Here is our conversation 2 days ago as we drove to daycare:
     
         Me: Big Brother, you are a silly boy (stated after he said something funny.)
         Big Brother: You're a silly boy!
         Me: I am not a silly boy!  I am a girl.  Remember, boys have penises--mommy doesn't have a penis, so mommy is a girl!
     
         Big Brother:  You're a boy!  (he is laughing at this--as apparently it is funny in his world)
         Me:  No, I am a girl--You are a boy, Daddy is a boy,  and so is Baby Boy.  Mommy is a girl.
         Big Brother:  Hee, Hee!  You are a girl, you have "CHEST BOOM!"  Ha! Ha!
         Me: What???  Did you say Chestboom?  Mommy has breasts, not chestboom!
         Big Brother:  I don't want to say breasts!  You have Chestboom!  Ha! Ha!
     
     
    So, the lesson for the morning--Boys have penises and girls have Chestboom! Embarrassed